If I have a crush on you?

What should I do?

1. Stalk you. which requires internet. Never waste your data for stalking.

2. Find your FB and IG. I need your name at least that. Which I usually do.

3. Secretly stare at you.Your butt especially. Vital part.

4. Never have a direct eye contact. I always get nervous and stare at the floor.

5. If we are close, I probably will confess. But you will probably reject me. Yup.

6. If not, it will remain a crush. Unless you like me too AHAHAHA. which rarely happen. Actually it never happen :( Nobody is emotionally attached to me except myself...

7. The cycle repeats until I get myself someone that really wants me or do nasty things with me. Errrrrrkkkkkk....